I found these jokes I had saved from somewhere and they made me laugh again, so I though I would share them with you.
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Expensive Place:
When Mike got home last night, his wife demanded that he take her out to some place expensive.
So Mike took her to the gas station.
Well it's true.....
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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over.
Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
The computer guy grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote out I D 1 0 T.
I used to like Harold.
Written 6/17/2007