- Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car.
- You are afraid to drive your car.
- You spend more on tires than on food.
- You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.
- You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash.
- Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.
- You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office.
- You arrive somewhere before you left.
- You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."
- You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight.
- You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.
- Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.
- You need parachute braking.
- There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.
- Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...)
- Fuel is delivered to your home in 55 gallon drums!
- You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph.
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