The Twelve Days of Christmas at School

A student:

On the twelve days of Christmas

my teacher gave to me:

Twelve new problems

Eleven definitions

Ten spelling tests

Nine points off citizenship

Eight words of warning

Seven pages of reading

Six weeks of failing

Five golden "D's"

Four pink slips

Three hot lunches

Two bathroom passes

And a "C" in American History

A teacher:

On the twelve days of Christmas

my students gave to me:

Twelve gray hairs

Eleven sassy words

Ten wrong answers

Nine happy moments

Eight poor excuses

Seven silly sentences

Six stunning headaches

Five royal pains

Four erasers flying

Three borrowed pencils

Two sloppy papers

And a smile in American History