After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"