1) I was forced to wash as a child.
2) People who wash are hypocrites- they think they're cleaner than others.
3) There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which one is right.
4) I used to wash, but it got boring.
5) I wash only at Christmas and Easter (that's enough?).
6) None of my friends wash.
7) I'll start washing when I get older.
8) I really don't have time to wash.
9) The bathroom isn't warm enough.
10) People who make soap are only after your money.