Ten Reasons Why I Don't Wash

1) I was forced to wash as a child.

2) People who wash are hypocrites- they think they're cleaner than others.

3) There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which one is right.

4) I used to wash, but it got boring.

5) I wash only at Christmas and Easter (that's enough?).

6) None of my friends wash.

7) I'll start washing when I get older.

8) I really don't have time to wash.

9) The bathroom isn't warm enough.

10) People who make soap are only after your money.