My Corner Online
Fun Stuff Intro
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Set 3
Self-absorbed costume
I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. 
I asked, "I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?"
The waitress responded proudly, "I'm self-absorbed."