I found these jokes I had saved from somewhere and they made me laugh again, so I though I would share them with you.
When Mike got home last night, his wife demanded that he take her out to some place expensive.
So Mike took her to the gas station.
Well it's true.....
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over.
Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
The computer guy grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote out I D 1 0 T.
I used to like Harold.