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You know you have too much horsepower when . . .


- Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car.

- You are afraid to drive your car.

- You spend more on tires than on food.

- You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.

- You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash.

- Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.

- You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office.

- You arrive somewhere before you left.

- You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."

- You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight.

- You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.

- Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.

- You need parachute braking.

- There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.

- Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...)

- Fuel is delivered to your home in 55 gallon drums!

- You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph.

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