Three ministers at a stewardship seminar were comparing how they apportioned the offering every week.
"I split it 50-50," the first minister said. "I keep half, I give half to God."
"I do it differently," the second minister said. "I stand on the steps dividing the altar from the sanctuary and toss it. Whatever lands on the altar is God's and what lands in the sanctuary is mine."
The third minister chimed in. "I offer *everything* to God. I throw it into the air and shout, 'Take whatever you want, Lord!'