There are 566 members in our church, but 100 are frail and elderly.
That leaves 466 to do all the work.
However, 80 are young people away at college.
That leaves 386 to do all the work.
However, 150 of them are tired businessmen, so that leaves 236 to do all the work. 150 are housewives with children. That leaves 86 to do all the work.
There are also 46 members who have other important interests.
Which leaves 40 to do all the work, but 15 live too far away to come regularly.
So that leaves 25 to do all the work.
And 23 of them say they've done their part.
So, Pastor, that leaves YOU and ME and, frankly, I'm exhausted.
Good luck to you.