Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Chocolate is the answer - no matter what the question is!
Chocolate - it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Coffee, chocolate, men... Some things are just better rich.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate
Hand over the Chocolate and No One Gets Hurt
I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If God had meant me to be thin, He wouldn't have invented chocolate.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
If it's not chocolate, it's a vegetable.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Man cannot live on chocolate alone - but woman can!
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. (Sandra Boynton)
Save the Earth - it's the only planet with chocolate.
So much chocolate - so little time!
There are only two food groups. If it's not chocolate, it's a vegetable.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
There's nothing better than a good friend - except a good friend with chocolate!
There's nothing wrong with me that a little chocolate won't cure.
They've come up with a patch to help people who are chocoholics. I tried it and it did help kill my appetite for chocolate... but it tasted terrible!
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.