After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, a young man eagerly asked his Recruiter what he could expect from jump school.
"Well," he said, "it's three weeks long."
"What else?" the recruit asked.
"The first week they separate the men from the boys," the recruiter said. "And the second week, they separate the men from the fools."
"What about the third week?" the enlistee asked.
"The third week, the fools jump."