My Corner Online

 

Set 1

9. Caffeine

Does the challenge title catch you off guard? As always, I like the challenges to be able to be applied to the layouts you already need to do.

Therefore, share those layouts that may your EYES POP OUT!  They can be about the subject matter of caffeine  or nothing about caffeine. Just have fun! 

Use quotes and poems about caffeine or staying awake :voltage and alert! Go ahead--show us what you can find!

"Coffee stain brush
http://qbrushes.net/misc/coffee-stain/
http://getbrushes.com/texture-photos...in-brushes.php
http://designm.ag/resources/photoshop-stains-brushes/
http://www.brusheezy.com/brushes/1543-grunge-coffee-cup-stains-rings

They are actually all over the internet if you just do a search for them.

 

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat." Alex Levine

 

Morning Person

I griped and whined and whimpered
For 20 years or more
About how I hated mornings
Ere my feet would touch the floor!

''I'm not a morning person''
Was my theme song every day
As I drank my daily caffeine dose
To keep the shakes away!

I'd get up in the darkness
And prepare to catch that early bus
But all the way to the bus stop
I would grumble, moan and fuss!

But now retirement time has come at last And I am so totally elated 
For I find I am a morning person...
It was just going to work I hated!

 

Take time to smell the coffee.

With enough coffee, anything is possible.

Instant human. Just add coffee.

All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person

If it weren't for coffee, I'd have absolutely no personality whatsoever!

Don't criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.

My blood type is Folgers.

My blood type is Maxwell.

My blood type is coffee.

I love you a latte.

You are the cream in my coffee.

I drink coffee for your protection.

Is it coffee yet?

Some things in life are better rich. . . coffee, chocolate, men.

I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Is there life before coffee?

There is no life before coffee.

There is life after coffee!

Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life
AFTER coffee!

Never stand between me and my coffee.

I found my perfect man: Mr. Coffee.

I won't be seen, 'til I get my caffeine.

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!

No questions until I've had my second cup of coffee!

On the eighth day God created coffee.

Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.

Where's my computer server? I need some coffee.

My husband gives me lots of rings. . . coffee rings, soap rings, toilet rings. . .

There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break!

 

"If you can start the day without caffeine . . . If you can get going without pep pills. . . If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it . . . If you can conquer the world tension without medical help . . . If you can relax without liquor. . . If you can sleep without the aid of drugs . . . Then my friend, you are almost as good as your dog. "
Author Unknown

 

You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If...

• You sleep with your eyes open.
• You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
• The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
• You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
• The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
• The nurse needs a stop watch to take your pulse.
• You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
• You can jump-start your car without cables.
• You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
• You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
• People get dizzy just watching you.
• Instant coffee takes too long.
• You channel-surf faster without a remote.
• You short out motion detectors.
• You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
• You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
• You answer the door before people knock.
• Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
• You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
• You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
• When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop
• You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

Here are your digital scrapbooking layouts!