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We are prone to judge success by the index of our salaries or the size of our automobile rather than by the quality of our service and relationship to mankind. --Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

A car is not the only thing that can be recalled by its maker. -Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow

An employee at the automobile factory was fired for taking a brake. -Ed Montanus

I believe in standardizing automobiles, not human beings -Albert Einstein

To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window. -Albert Einstein

When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. -Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. -Budd Schulberg

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. -Ellen Goodman

Car Manufacturer's formula for a successful marriage : Stick to one model! -Unknown

You're in good hands with Allstate. -Allstate Insurance Advertising Slogan

We live where you live. -State Farm Insurance Advertising Slogan

It's Geico, Not Gecko. -Geico Insurance Advertising Slogan


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